FHM: We once saw a band called The Poo Fighters. Ever been in a poo fight?
Dave Grohl: What? Have I ever thrown shit at someone? Or had poo thrown in my face? Hell no! Actually, saying that… my diarrhoea once caused a riot in Japan. I had to retreat from a live performance because of “technical difficulties”. I knew I was in big trouble when I walked on stage but what I didn’t realise was that seven songs in, I’d have to cut the set short because I was about to spill my diaper in front of 3,000 people.